Rise of the Chalk Monkey

Posted: January 8, 2015 in WODs

Well fist things first good job today on Angie. However, we have a problem. We had a visit from the Chalk Monkey today, or by the looks of things a village of chalk monkeys. If you are unaware of the chalk monkey it is a devious little beast who flings chalk like most monkeys fling poo. On the bars, the floor, the weights, rings, ceiling, you get the point. The chalk monkey in the only primate even Jane Goodall detests. So don’t emulate the Chalk Monkey or we will be unable to use chalk in the gym, and we know how that will go. It will be like introducing the metric system to the foot-long sandwich, in other words  chaos. If you use chalk, baby powder, corn starch, or a chalk like substance please clean up after your self, we do not have a maid and no one wants to see me in one of those maid outfits (it is tragic).

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
chalkmonkey

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